Greg Fultz, a resident of Alamogordo, N.M., spent $1,300 on an anti-abortion billboard that specifically targets his ex-girlfriend. Fultz, who probably won't be attending any Mensa cocktail receptions anytime soon, claims to "have had no closure over my own personal loss, and that's where the billboard came into play." Trouble is, he's not sure his girlfriend even had an abortion, and she's obviously been reluctant to share any more personal information with him. (Her friends claim she had a miscarriage.) A domestic court commissioner ordered that the billboard be taken down by June 17, but Fultz plans to fight the decision rather than abandon his principles. Also, he's an asshole.