Yesterday we posted a link to Henkel’s awful corporate song. Late in the day, a reader sent us this motivational song, created for Target employees. We have no idea how widely this song is/was being used in Target training programs and/or retreats; one rather hopes, for the employees’ sake, that it’s not trotted out too often. Some sample lyrics: “I feel happy, I feel proud/To have joined the Target crowd/First in service, shout out loud/We’re fast, fun and friendly!” This song is more upbeat and comical and somehow a bit less soul-crushing than the melodramatic Henkel song, but still. If anyone has any more of these corporate songs, send them on. We’re beginning to kind of enjoy them.
—Posted by Tim Nudd