Stride gum hires ostriches to beat you down

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Stride has a new mystery flavor, wittily called "Mega Mystery," but don't tell anyone what it tastes like. If you do, Stride will find you and, in typical Stride fashion, beat the crap out of you. Fortunately, JWT has dropped the earlier alpine theme. Now, instead of a goat, a yodeling troop or German wrestlers, you will be greeted by a pack of ostriches jockeyed by Stride executives bursting through your drywall, searching your underwear drawer and pecking you in the man-boob.

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