How do you feel about Die Hard? How about 8 Mile? 24? Well, Stella Artois, with help from Mother London, has put out a series of online videos reimagining that triumvirate of badassery as pretentious, stylish French films. We have no idea why they did this, either. Still, there they are for your viewing pleasure, and they're pretty authentically French. They all take too long, and they're obsessed with American jazz.
—Posted by David Kiefaber