So much for scrawny old Harry Potter

Looks like Harry Pot — um, Daniel Radcliffe — has quidditched his way into legitimate theater. Equus, the play in question, is Peter Shaffer’s tale of a boy whose fascination with horses goes beyond what the good Lord intended. Daniel’s role calls for him “to reach the height of sexual pleasure — simulated, of course — while riding naked on his horse.” (Check out some pics here.) He’ll also need earplugs to prevent hearing loss once the fangirls catch a glimpse of him au naturale.