Seriously, Starburst candies are really juicy

Imaq
So apparently, watching two guys in wet suits get water puked on them by a beluga whale is only funny twice. Unfortunately, the ad aired  a jillion times during WWE Raw last night, exposing both the lame, one-shot joke they repeated three times and their misunderstanding of physics. No matter how juicy new Starburst candies are, said juiciness cannot manifest itself externally once eaten. Perhaps an  explanation of this phenomenon should be their next ad. With charts. And then the whale would puke on them. (Incidentally, the animal talent here is a beluga from the Vancouver Zoo named Imaq. Which could mean he’s in the wrong ad.) 

—Posted by David Kiefaber