‘Save the Sausages,’ Says Monstrous German Dildo Billboard

Boy, I do not want to see the other Google search results for world's largest dildo ad, which Copyranter somehow found. The billboard, which is German, reads "Save the sausages," above an extremely suggestive image and the logo for sex shop Dildo King. It's so German to promote sex toys as a way to conserve sausages. It might seem surprising that a dildo purveyor would put up such a huge ad, but Dildo King ads are all over Germany, judging by an also-quite-unsavory Google Images search. They even wrap Smart cars. Larger image after the jump.