Wait, why is the Grim Reaper distributing Christmas presents? Is that supposed to be Santa? According to Harley-Davidson, yes it is. Their version of Kris Kringle, brought to life in a new commercial by Marcus Nispel, rewards those on the naughty list and commandeers a fleet of Harleys to pull his sleigh. Why he doesn’t just ride one flying Harley is beyond me; it would look way cooler, and it’s not like they’ve kept to Santa’s original, cherubic image anyway. Though of course the biker community isn’t short on big dudes with beards.
—Posted by David Kiefaber