Do you wake up in the morning wishing you could wear shoes with a picture of a sperm prominently displayed on them? Well, now, with Gravity Defyer sneakers, you can! The Web site refers to the sperm logo as the "Slick Seed of Life Logo," and says it's there "because it's cool!" As you can see from the full-page advertisement posted after the jump, wearing these shoes is like pouring an energy drink on your feet. At least, I'm assuming the can (also covered in sperm pictures) that's splashing liquid on the shoe is supposed to be an energy drink. In a press release, company officials explain how, despite a couple of retail partners who've pulled out due to the logo, they intend to keep it: "Our logo is deliberate. … There's no shame, there's pride," they write. In my mind, there's a big gap between not being embarrassed by sperm and wanting to have it all over my shoes.