We haven't seen the talking Quiznos oven since it was propositioning an employee in this ad. But it's come back to haunt another guy's therapy session in this spot for the Toasty Bullet sandwich. This guy's obsessed with the six-inch sandwiches, which I guess is more respectable than the previous dude's foot-long meat-tube habit, but still. Both men need to start setting some serious boundaries with the oven, before there's too much psychological damage to undo. Unless, of course, Quiznos is paying their psychiatric bills, in which case it all comes out in the wash.
—Posted by David Kiefaber