Purity Bear Is Back, and Now He's a Sassy Black Woman

Ah, Purity Bear—that cute, cuddly, morally indignant stuffed animal who ambushes teenagers just as they're about to have life-ruining sexual intercourse. We first encountered P.B. last month, when he swooped in out of nowhere to remind one young couple that having one partner, after marriage, is the God-approved way to enjoy sex. Now, he's is back in a new spot, popping up to surprise a couple in a car. Instead of his previous low male voice, he's now got a sassy black-woman thing going on.