Promises rehab center looking dazed, too

Lindsay Lohan is sinking like a stone, but Promises Treatment Centers, the swanky rehab facility where she recently spent six weeks, isn’t smelling like roses, either. Jay Leno joked last night, “Didn’t she just leave that rehab center in Malibu? Promises? I hope she kept the receipt. What is the promise? They keep the room ready for you?” Of course, most rehab patients eventually relapse, but you might expect better than two weeks sober from a place that charges $50,000 for 30 days.