Finally, a secret revealed about Michael Jackson that doesn't make me want to barf all over myself. The King of Pop is planning a series of concerts for July at London's 02 Arena, and there was supposed to be a huge surprise announcement about it yesterday. But it all got ruined by some ill-timed advertising, as promotional posters popped up too early in Tube stations around the city. Even if the effect hadn't been spoiled, it's been rumored that the public's ardor for a reclusive, vampiric, alleged pederast may have finally worn off. Either that or the public actually heard his godawful collaboration with Will.i.am.
—Posted by David Kiefaber