Poop-Freeze advertising will leave you cold

The makers of Poop-Freeze must be counting on lots of impulse buyers with poor time-management skills. Only they could be convinced that it would be worth the time and money to buy, carry around and wield a spray bottle that freezes their dog’s waste, making it less grody to pick up. Poop-Freeze “instantly chills” dog crap, according to the ad, which is a coincidence, because the ad instantly chills the viewer. They even offer a tote bag for carrying around the frozen waste. A poop tote, in essence. Interested buyers might be better off saving up for one of these instead.

—Posted by David Kiefaber