Pizza Hut’s Swipe-to-Order Table: Cool and Useful, or Gross and Inefficient?

When talking to a human just won't cut it

If you've ever thought to yourself, "Man, choosing toppings for my pizza by talking to a waiter is so tedious and annoying—I sure wish I could smash my grimy hands all over this table to accomplish this insufferable task," well, you're in luck.

Pizza Hut and Chaotic Moon Studios have teamed up to create a concept table that cuts out the terribly social process of customizing a pizza via your piehole. Instead, it allows you to design a masterpiece like you're a pizza Jedi or Tom Cruise in Minority Report. And after you're done "ordering," you can play something like "Flappy Stache" or "Dragon Academy" instead of having yet another awkward conversation with your life partner.

Via Laughing Squid.