The perfect gift: a Taser/MP3 player hybrid

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No one wants to get their ass kicked to a soundtrack, but for the ass-kicker, a little stirring music can provide just the right atmosphere. This must be why Taser International has released a new Taser that doubles as a 1-gigabyte MP3 player. Brilliant! They say the hybrid is partly intended for women, who may be more inclined to take a Taser on a jog with them if it plays music, too. But who are we kidding? Someone over at Taser International has always wanted to zap someone silly while this song surges through their head. Via Mental Floss.

—Posted by David Kiefaber