Paris’ new album may make everyone cry

So Paris Hilton’s new album drops today. And, in an interview with Blender, she was so impressed with her efforts that she told them, with all her typical modesty, that "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good." Now, I’ve talked about Hilton in the past, and always felt rather dirty upon doing so (mainly because she offends all five of my senses). But yet again, curiosity got the better of me, and I had to seek out her single, “Stars