Dude, calling the Orkin goon squad on this poor giant bug is a little harsh. He just wanted to use the phone. So what if he liked the look of the oak floors in the house? Doesn’t prove anything. It wasn’t like he was leaning out of his van’s driver-side window and asking kids about Pokémon or something. Now he has to feel unwelcome in the neighborhood because the forces of gentrification are keeping constant vigil. Dick move, man. When that bug robs a liquor store a few ads from now, we’ll know why. Spot by The Richards Group in Dallas. Via Advertolog.
—Posted by David Kiefaber