Paris ad agency Fred & Farid, always up for a little Orangina quasi-bestiality, put together some quick parodies of other ad categories—breakfast cereals, deodorants, mouthwashes, detergents, etc.—in this latest video for the drink brand. There's a Geico-style lizard with a Cockney accent (and acne). The sex kitten lasciviously washing her hot wheels has a nicer tail than Paris Hilton. (Well, it's longer, at any rate.) And one fab feral feline who uses the drink as after-shave lotion is an even cooler cat than Isaiah Mustafa. lt's all wonderfully wink-wink, nudge-nudge and way over the top. However, the faux-surprise ending—with a nerdy guy watching the spots on TV with his "date" for the evening—really got my goat. And I want her back.