Nothing stays with you like a Denny’s meal

For my money, the Denny’s commercial stole the show at the Super Bowl. And I do mean for my money, because the diner chain is offering free Grand Slam Breakfasts on Tuesday. The problem, I assume, is that to take them up on the offer, you have to actually eat at Denny’s. I survived Dunkin’ Donuts hash browns last week, but I still can’t feel my legs. Those of us who insist that Denny’s couldn’t give its food away will know for sure tomorrow. Kidding, of course. I’m sure their breakfast is “grand” and wouldn’t “slam” me in any way. At least cash-strapped Ed McMahon and M.C. Hammer will be able to enjoy gratis buttermilk pancakes without having to sell their fillings.

—Posted by David Gianatasio