Nothing says sexy like a big, bushy beard

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I've grown out my beard a few times, with underwhelming results. A girlfriend once said it looked like a thousand bees were trying to come out of my face butt-first. That said, it's hard to argue with the 10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard, created by the CEO of dating site Mingle2. And while no one can deny the animal attractiveness of Dan Auerbach from The Black Keys or the Skittles guy, I can't imagine my beard would ever have progressed to the point where women would rush to frolic in it. Unless they were playing a game of "Bet you can't spend seven minutes with the splotchy-faced hobo!" Via Adrants.

—Posted by David Griner