Not long now until JimmysLeakyBladder.com

Connors_2 Depressing Web site of the day: JimmysNewHip.com. Apparently, Jimmy Connors got a hip implant from Wright Medical Technology in Memphis, then agreed to endorse the company. Sure makes the 1991 U.S. Open seem like a lifetime ago. Connors and Wright execs will reportedly ring the bell at the Nasdaq tomorrow to celebrate the company’s five years on the exchange.

—Posted by Tim Nudd