Nick Offerman Shows Off His Pizza Farm in Hilarious Ad for Healthy School Lunches

Taquitos and fish sticks straight off the vine

It's easy to give kids healthy, farm-fresh snacks like pizza, taquitos and fish sticks. Just grab them straight from the vine at Nick Offerman's pizza farm.

The actor gives you a tour of the agricultural marvel in this amusing video from Funny or Die. Those sloppy joes, in particular, look earthy and crunchy—literally so.

The whole thing, of course, is a parody. It's aimed at getting the public to pressure Congress to re-authorize the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010, which set strong nutrition standards for schools and after decades of meals loaded with sugar, fat and salt.