Never endanger your beloved goatee again

Scott Bonge was a man with a dream. A weird dream that probably resulted from his eating too close to bedtime, but a dream nonetheless—involving a simple, hassle-free way to evenly shave his goatee. Now, after much effort, his GoateeSaver, described by many in the blogosphere as a Hannibal Lecter mask, has arrived. I personally think it looks like the mouthpiece from an industrial respirator, but as long as it doesn’t cut anyone’s face off, I won’t protest it. After all, men have suffered worse in the name of comfort.

—Posted by David Kiefaber