Never again wonder what your lady wants

Men who are not Mel Gibson can never make heads or tails about what women want. Now, there’s a Web site designed to help us out: The site explains: “We started to showcase products women want, need and deserve. It’s a place for chicks to find the stuff they want, handpicked by other women. We’re also hoping this site becomes a resource for the men and significant others that buy us gifts. (Why leave them in the dark when we can give them one perfect resource?)” I’m already nervous about that italicized deserve. Here are some items the site recommends: Baggu reusable shopping tote; crotchless panties; The Elements of Style—Illustrated Edition; Incognito Lipstick Vive Vibrator; NAOT sandals; Dolce & Gabanna sunglasses. Speaking as a man, I am more confused—horrified, actually—than ever. Is “crotchless” one word? I’ll have to check my Elements of Style. (And can’t wait to see the illustration!)

—Posted by David Gianatasio