“Does it look like you are wearing a sweater even when you have your shirt off? Do you have more hair on your back than you do on your head? Well, my furry friend, Friday night at the Admirals game is the perfect time to let that back rug of yours pay off in a big way!” Yes, the Milwaukee Admirals of the American Hockey League are hosting a “Hairiest Back Night” promotion this Friday. The winner gets a trip for two to Las Vegas. As minor-league sports-team promotions go, this a pretty good one—up there with the Columbus Destroyers’ Dynamite Night.
—Posted by Tim Nudd