People who think they can avoid McDonald’s simply by not eating there can think again, because now it can run you down in the parking lot via the McCafe, one in a new line of heavy-duty ad vehicles unleashed by Moroch. Others include Mrs. Baird’s Toaster on Wheels, Mrs. Baird’s Ultimate Smoker and Grill, and the Mattress Giant Bed Makeover truck. Sources didn’t indicate how awesome it would be to drive a giant toaster, but our consensus is that it would be pretty great. Even better, this is a genuine Homestar Runner Prophecy, as Peacey-P’s limo clearly has a Waffle House built onto it.
—Posted by David Kiefaber