McDonald’s ditches report-card advertising

Babyronald
Deer Mac Donalds,
  How could you remuv ads from report cardz just becuz parents got made at you for puting them their? Does this mean if I get good grads I kant get frys no moor? I had perfect attandence last yeer and got a C in Citicenship and got frys and apple pyes. The pyes was good, thanks. I’m lovin’ it. 1 day maybe I can werk for you so I hop you wont regect my applecation for a job. I see myself in middl managment.
  Sinceerly,
  Daved Gianatasio
  Grade 5