Light-emitting T-shirts: a bright idea?

Here’s something for the laser-show enthusiast in all of us: light-emitting T-shirts from Philips. Because really, who doesn’t want a blurry Windows Media Player visualization blaring out from their clothing at all times? These shirts will take the market by storm, just like those L.A. Gear sneakers did! (Ignore the fact that E.T. had the glowing-belly thing down 25 years ago.) Seriously, I don’t see these things catching on. They’ll be lucky if they replace dragon shirts at anime conventions.