Lick the Welch's ad, you know you want to

Thith ith delithiouth! Thith lickable Welch’th grape juithe ad in People magathine ith abtholutely delithiouth! It’th much better than CBS’th mojito-flavored adth for Cane. Who careth that magathines are pathed along from perthon to perthon? Who careth about hygiene? It’th juth … yummy, yummy, yummy. And yeth, obviouthly my tongue got thtuck to the glue from the inthert. But it thtill tathe terrific! (Mental note to self: Cancel People subscription, quit AdFreak, sue Welch’s for emotional distress.