LeBron James Writes, Directs, Stars in Terrible Ad for Sheets Energy Strips

You remember Sheets Energy Strips, the classy brand with the catch phrase, "Take a sheet"? Well, they've finally realized that any caffeinated fool with an illegal copy of Final Cut Pro could create better marketing than they do, so they've decided to hold a crowdsourced contest to find their next commercial. Not only could your ad appear on national TV and in movie theaters, but it will also be judged by the smartest man in advertising today: LeBron James! LeBron is a co-founder of Sheets, and he even wrote and directed his very own video for the contest! (See below.)