Man, this Kia salesman is certainly a maniac on the floor. Footloose, too. In fact, you might say he wants you to “beat it” in a new car from his showroom. “Sweet dreams,” he’d say, gesturing at the gleaming automobiles, “are made of these.” And who are you to disagree? Look at him, he’s so excited. He just can’t hide it. Do you really want to hurt him by ignoring his sales pitch? Do you really want to make him cry? He feels for you. And when he thinks about you, he touches himself.
—Posted by David Kiefaber