Jesus Escapes Fat Dominatrix Thanks to Bluetooth Earpiece

Italian advertisers piss off the church and government so much that I'm starting to think it's their national pastime. The latest offense to God and country is this commercial for the Nodis mobile-phone earpiece in which Jesus phones Heaven for help escaping a fat dominatrix. I'll just let that sink in for you. The ad has been aired on the Berlusconi-owned Italia 1 network. The daily newspaper Avvenire, owned by the Catholic Bishops Conference, has called for a boycott of Nodis products. I don't think Nodis really needed to go all sacrilegious here. It's fairly well established that one doesn't need an earpiece to pray to God. Jesus of all people should know this.