Hey guys, do me a big favor and remind me NEVER to run out of milk in Japan. I mean, here in the States, I would just drive to the store. But over there, my demon-possessed mother would make me breakdance-cartwheel all the way across town. If you're worried you'll have nightmares about the mom in the clip below, I have good news. She's actually young, gorgeous, and amazingly talented. That may not stop the nightmares, but at least it will make them tremendously more awkward. Hat tip to WTF Japan Seriously.