It’s 4th and long in the game of love

Proposal
You may recall that some guy wants to buy an ad slot in the a Super Bowl to propose to his girlfriend. He still doesn’t have sponsor, but he has filmed the ad. Among the reactions he does NOT want from his girlfriend during the game:

   “I can’t wait to see what you’ve got planned for the next quarter.”
   “Elton John was the best you could do? No Bono?”
   “Was that a commercial for Caffeine Free Diet Coke?”
   “What a crock. I’m glad you’d never waste money like that.”
   “Cable’s out.”
   “We’re through. I’m marrying your brother. Hey! Isn’t that you on TV?”
   “So … I guess Lee Clow wasn’t available.”
   “Payton Manning’s hot.”
   “Sorry, I dozed off. What’d I miss?”
   “The CareerBuilder spot was better.”

—Posted by David Gianatasio