Humanoid goats are actually fabulous chefs

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Wow, kitchen ventilator company Faber must be doing pretty well, since they can apparently afford Baphomet's hot wife as a spokesmodel. She commands a steep fee, as I understand it. Eggplant Head and Chicken Lady (who, fittingly, has nice breasts) don't have quite the same effect. Smelling like your food is one thing, but I wasn't aware that physically resembling it was such an issue for people. Via Ads of the World.

—Posted by David Kiefaber