How Much Do You Utterly Despise Working in Advertising?

Each year, one-third of ad-agency workers move to new jobs, according to research by Deutsch in Los Angeles. How can the industry slow this organ-grinding churn? The agency has some ideas—and will present them at a forum in Cannes next week. To promote the session, Deutsch shot the amusing videos below, capturing those indelible agency moments when creatives, account people and producers—their souls crushed beyond repair by the morons in their midst—curse everyone and everything that exists.