How to get your art displayed at the Met

Okay, my favorite new guy is "a shadowy British graffiti artist who calls himself "Banksy,” as profiled in yesterday’s New York Times. A fine artist whose work (like this unusual use of Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald at above) has been shown at major European galleries, he prefers to think of himself  as a "quality vandal" and focus on stunts, such as slipping into museums and affixing his work to their venerable walls. All it takes, he says, is "the judicious use of a fake beard and some high-strength glue."