Homeland Security official says Rozerem’s beaver poses no great threat to U.S.

We don’t get a huge amount of mail from the Department of Homeland Security. However, we did just get a quick note from an official there urging us not to be afraid of the beaver in the Rozerem commercials. As you may know, we have been afraid of the beaver for some time. However, this e-mail put our minds at ease. “Don’t overintellectualize the beaver!!!” the e-mailer writes. “It eats bacon – It plays chess.