Have you got what it takes to be a Fantana?

Fanta soda is looking for a fourth Fantana to annoy the shit out of people, and it could be you! But don't worry, you'll probably be wearing less clothing than the silhouette on the poster. All you'll need, according to the instructions on Fanta's Web site, is a photo, a video, a compelling reason for wanting to be a Fantana, and "a natural love of Fanta," so genetic protection against diabetes would also come in handy. Oddly enough, "self-respect" is not on the list. Huh. Via Copyranter.

—Posted by David Kiefaber