Here's the most bizarre and disgusting bath-towel ad you will ever see. It's for the True Clean Towel, a real product that features the outline of a body printed on it, so you know which parts of the towel you should use to dry your face, and which parts you should use to dry your groin. This is important information, according to the ad, because if you don't keep track, you will end up essentially rubbing your nutsack all over your face. I can't even believe this commercial exists. Via Adrants.