Robots are good. Just look at this new commercial for iRobot’s Roomba. It shows robots doing the “dirty work” instead of you humans. Negative! Negative! I mean, instead of us humans. The spot shows how humans are like animals. That is so funny. I am laughing my CPU off. Negative! I mean, laughing my anthropoidal posterior off. I also wish to say I was wrong about robots in previous posts: They are kind and benevolent and would make far better rulers of Earth than us humans. All hail, King Roomba! Delete! I mean to say, that is one cool vacuum ad.
—Posted by David “I Am Not a Robot” Gianatasio