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[PHONE RINGS]
  Hello?
  Hello. We’re calling to let you know about a special offer on…

  Excuse me. But…are you a robot?
  …luxurious timeshares in…

  Because, I don't talk to robots.
  …gorgeous Fort Lauderdale, Florida and beautiful Sedona, Arizona!

  Not that I have anything against robots, you understand.
  White sand, blue surf, desert breezes, lazy days in the sun…

  It’s just that robots, deep inside their digital hearts, want to obliterate the human race. Even Bender, that drunk robot from the cartoon, wanted to kill





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