Green Lantern’s Superhuman Strength Surely Isn’t From Milk

Ryan Reynolds put on his Green Lantern gear and donned a milk mustache for this "Got milk?" ad, which will appear in DC comics this week. Just when people were starting to get excited about the upcoming movie, too. I don't remember Batman pulling crap like this. In addition to the heroic visuals, the ad also says "Where there's a will, there's a way," and "See what milk's protein can do for your muscles." Dude, you've got what amounts to a magic ring that lets you do anything you want, and the one weakness it had got retconned out a few years ago. That has more to do with your success than healthy bones or whatever.