It must be some version of the American dream to have one’s face plastered on a bag of fast food. If that sort of thing interests you, McDonald’s is holding a global online casting call to find everyday people to grace its packaging. Simply go to the site, write 100 words about something you love (it can be anything, not just Chicken McNuggets), and upload a digital photo of yourself. As many as 25 winners will be chosen. Of course, they can’t guarantee that grease won’t seep through the bag and render your otherwise beatific visage as a depressing, brownish-gray splotch.
—Posted by Tim Nudd