Man, do not cross the kid who can turn people's bones and DNA into Fruit by the Foot. That's on the level of Eric Cartman making someone eat his parents. Normally, I dump on commercials like this for their forced randomness, but in this case I can't, because I didn't know Fruit by the Foot still existed until I saw this ad. Touché, Gerry Graf and your team at Saatchi & Saatchi in New York. Touché.
