Finally, a Facebook Brand Page That Openly Hates You

Obnoxious pandering never felt so good

Ever find yourself liking a brand on Facebook, only to spend the ensuing weeks—months? years?—vaguely regretting it, reading the same inane updates over and over in your feed in a self-loathing stasis, feeling personally affronted yet too damn lazy to click over and unlike the fools? The Condescending Corporate Brand Page is for you. It comically parodies the bottom-feeding like-bait, too-happy imagery, not-worth-answering questions and other obnoxious ploys of "engagement" that brands on Facebook love so much. It relies a little too much on F-bombs for its humor, but this is one Like that'll bring a smile to your face tomorrow when all the real brands are still just pissing you off.