Fast-food mascot’s dad has 4-hour erection

Jack

The Jack in the Box mascot's chronic creepiness was a genetic inheritance, judging by this ad for the chain's breakfast croissant special. Two for $3 is a pretty good deal, but I'll never take advantage of it now, because it'll only remind me of Jack's father's never-ending boner. I'm steering clear of their milkshakes, too, after watching the "Focus Group" spot (posted after the jump) for the pastrami sandwich. At this rate, all those middle-school jokes about their secret Jack sauce are probably true. Spots by Secret Weapon Marketing.