Fabio’s his usual corny self in Web series

If you’re not as handsome as Fabio (and who is?), here’s a fact in which you can take some solace: At least you—unlike Fabio—are not currently providing the voiceover for an animated ear of corn. It’s part of a webisode-based campaign for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in a spray bottle, involving murder inside a refrigerator. The entertaining action is too elaborate to summarize here, so you’ll have to check out the Web site for yourself.