Etch A Sketch Declares Itself Apolitical in New Ads

Like any good consumer product loathe to alienate half the population, Etch A Sketch has released new ads addressing its recent cameo in the country's political conversation—by saying it's basically apolitical. "We have a left knob and a right knob for each political party. (But remember, when both work together, we can do loop de loops)," says the best of the three new ads, alongside an image of the American flag drawn on an Etch A Sketch.